Thursday, June 11, 2009

Rules that Toddlers live by...

I found this while surfing the web and I thought it was so cute.

If it is on, I must turn it off.
If it is off, I must turn it on.
If it is folded, I must unfold it.
If it is a liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled.
If it is solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared.
If it is high, it must be reached.
If it is shelved, it must be removed.
If it is pointed, it must be run with at top speed.
If it has leaves, they must be picked.
If it is plugged, it must be unplugged.
If it is not trash, it must be thrown away.
If it is in the trash, it must be removed, inspected, and thrown on the floor.
If it is closed, it must be opened.
If it does not open, it must be screamed at.
If it has drawers, they must be rifled.
If it is a pencil, it must write on the refrigerator, monitor, or table.
If it is full, it will be more interesting emptied.
If it is empty, it will be more interesting full.
If it is a pile of dirt, it must be laid upon.
If it is stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden in without protest. It must be pushed by me instead.
If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon.
If Mommy’s hands are full, I must be carried.
If Mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone.
If it is paper, it must be torn.
If it has buttons, they must be pressed.
If the volume is low, it must go high.
If it is toilet paper, it must be unrolled on the floor.
If it is a drawer, it must be pulled upon.
If it has a faucet, it must be turned on at full force.
If it is a phone, I must talk to it.
If it is a bug, it must be swallowed.
If it doesn’t stay on my spoon, it must be dropped on the floor.
If it is not food, it must be tasted.
If it IS food, it must not be tasted.
If it is dry, it must be made wet with drool, milk, or toilet water.
If it is a car seat, it must be protested with arched back.
If it is Mommy, it must be hugged.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Monday, May 4, 2009

Josie and Dylan...



My little girl, Josie, is getting closer to the end of school. Next year she will be in 3rd grade and Dylan will go to Kindergarten. Time seems to be flying by. Mommy will be with out kids for the first time in almost nine years. My children have helped me to find a passion that I didn't know I had. Watching them grow and taking pictures of all those important moments has filled my life with so much joy. Little did I know, that thousands of photos later, I would be starting a business of my own. I feel so blessed to have such a wonderful husband and children. I thank the Lord for my family and for everything he's done for me in my life.









Wednesday, April 29, 2009

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